HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN HARASSES MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was witnessed harassing a McDonald's employee during peak hours yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about the service. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden launched into a tirade. Witnesse